Unbelievable! This Surabaya Hotel's Art Will Leave You SPEECHLESS!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the art-filled rabbit hole that is Unbelievable! This Surabaya Hotel's Art Will Leave You SPEECHLESS! (And yeah, that's actually the name. Gotta love it.) I'm here to give you the real lowdown, the sugar, the spice, and the maybe-not-so-nice, all wrapped up in a review that's less "corporate travel brochure" and more "friend spilling the tea over a bad cup of coffee."
First Impressions: Is This Even a Hotel, or a Gallery That You Can Sleep In?
Seriously, walking into this place is like tripping into a kaleidoscope of awesomeness. Forget your bland, beige hotel lobbies. We're talking vibrant colors, sculptures you actually want to touch (though, you know, don't), and artwork that pops so hard you swear it's gonna jump off the walls and start a conga line. My first thought? "Okay, but where's the actual hotel part?" Turns out, it's cleverly integrated. Think immersive experience, not just a place to crash.
Accessibility: The Good, the "Could Be Better," and the "Wait, Did I Miss Something?"
- The Wins: The elevator is a lifesaver! The rooms are spacious enough for maneuverability. They've got ramps at the entrance. So far, so good!
- The "Needs a Little Love": (This is where it gets a little tricky.) I wasn’t able to see the entire accessibility facilities, so I'll give them a slight benefit of the doubt and ask them for it next time.
- Stuff I Spotted: Noted the facilities for disabled guests (definitely worth checking with the hotel directly about specifics if you have particular needs).
The Room: My Personal Art Gallery (Kinda)
Let's talk about the actual room. Seriously, it's not just a room; it's a vibe. The walls are adorned with their own art, creating a unique ambiance. You get:
- Comfort: The bed? Heaven. Seriously, I sank in and nearly forgot I was supposed to be reviewing. They’ve got those blackout curtains, which, let’s be honest, are a lifesaver after a long day exploring Surabaya.
- Cleanliness: Spotless. And I'm a bit of a neat freak, so that's saying something. They really seem to be on top of the anti-viral cleaning. I saw them spritzing down the hallways, and it’s reassuring.
- Amenities: Free Wi-Fi (hell yes!), a coffee/tea maker (vital!), and a mini-bar (that's always a plus). The bathroom was clean, and those complimentary toiletries? Surprisingly good quality. Had a real spa feels to them. The room has a scale in case you want to add weight to your luggage. The room featured a private bathroom, with a separate shower/bathtub.
- Techie stuff: Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, In-room safe box, Satellite/cable channels, Telephone, Wake-up service, and additional toilet.
- The "Nice Touches": The bathrobes. That's where the luxury begins, friends.
Food, Glorious Food (and Drinks!)
- Breakfast: The buffet… Well, it was good. Not mind-blowing, but solid. They have an Asian breakfast, a Western breakfast, and something for everyone in between. I had some delicious bread and ordered some fruit and coffee. There's also a breakfast takeaway service, which is ideal if you're running late.
- Restaurants: There's a full-service restaurant with a la carte and buffet options. The quality of the food was pretty good, a mix of Asian & Western cuisine for me.
- The Poolside Bar: The place to be. Drinks with a view? Yes, please. They do a mean cocktail.
- Other Details: I saw a snack bar and coffee shop. They have alternative meal arrangement for special requirements
- Safety: The kitchen and tableware items were sanitized.
Things to Do (Besides Staring at Art All Day)
- Relaxing: Ah, yes. The holy grail of hotel amenities:
- The Pool with a View: Seriously gorgeous. I spent a truly shameful amount of time there.
- The Spa: Massages, body wraps, the whole shebang. Treat yourself, you deserve it. I took a look, but my budget didn't allow for that.
- Sauna, Steamroom: Perfect for a post-exploration detox.
- Fitness Center: I… uh… looked at it. It exists.
- Things to Consider:
- There's a lot to do. So, if you're the type to say, "I'm going to go to the gym, because I like to do that," then this is for you.
- I will be back to try them all next time!
Cleanliness and Safety: Because, You Know, Pandemic Life
- The Big Stuff: They've got all the right boxes ticked: Hand sanitizer everywhere, staff trained in safety protocols, and daily disinfection in common areas.
- The Details: Individually-wrapped food options and sanitized kitchen and tableware items. They even offer room sanitization opt-out, which is great.
- Peace of Mind: I felt safe. They're taking things seriously.
The Perks (That Matter)
- The Service: Friendly, helpful staff. They went above and beyond to make things smooth.
- Convenience: A concierge is handy for advice and bookings, and the 24-hour front desk is a must.
- Things to Consider: They offer a doctor/nurse on call.
Everything Else You Need To Know
- Wi-Fi: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms.
- Internet Access: Internet, Internet [LAN], Internet services, Wi-Fi in public areas, Wi-Fi for special events
- Services and Conveniences: Daily housekeeping, Laundry service, Currency exchange, Cash withdrawal.
- For the Kids: They have babysitting service and offer family/child friendly service.
- Getting Around: Airport transfer, car park [free of charge], car park [on-site], taxi service.
- Dining, drinking, and snacking: A la carte in restaurant, alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bar, Bottle of water, Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Poolside bar, Restaurants, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant.
- Important Feature: This place has a super convenient feature for the art lovers!
The Anecdote That Sums It All Up
Okay, so here's what truly made this place special. After a long afternoon exploring the city, I was exhausted. I decided to take my first experience in the hotel to visit the pool and the poolside bar. The view was spectacular! The cocktails were amazing and the staff were beyond amazing.
Overall: Should You Book?
YES. Absolutely.
Here's the Deal:
- The Good: Amazing art, comfortable rooms, a fantastic pool, and great food.
- The "Could Be Better": I have a few questions I need to have them answered for the next time.
- The Verdict: Unique, stylish, and a memorable experience.
Emotional Reaction: The vibe is genuinely cool, and I left feeling relaxed and inspired. I would absolutely go back.
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Unbelievable Verona Hotel: Postumia's Secret Revealed!Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We're heading to the SUPER OYO Flagship 3688 Pot Art Surabaya, Indonesia, and let's just say… I'm approaching this with the same optimism I have for my tax returns.
The Surabaya Shuffle: A Highly Subjective Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival, Adrenaline, and Instant Regret (Maybe?)
- 7:00 AM (Jakarta Airport – The Pre-Adventure Anxiety): Alright, flight's delayed, surprise, surprise. Already chugging down instant coffee stronger than my anxieties. This is the official kickoff to "Adventure," which, for me, translates to "mild panic sprinkled with questionable decisions."
- 10:00 AM (Arrive Surabaya Airport - Juanda International Airport): Whee! Landing! Surabaya! Sun blazing. Humidity hits you like a wet, warm hug. First impressions? Definitely feels like Indonesia. Good start, good start.
- 11:00 AM (The Grab Quest): Figuring out Grab (Indonesian Uber) is a whole saga. App crashed three times, driver took forever. Finally found him: a very friendly guy with a terrifyingly customized car. He played dangdut music at an ear-splitting volume and drove like he was auditioning for a Mad Max remake. I was simultaneously terrified and strangely exhilarated.
- 12:30 PM (SUPER OYO Flagship 3688 Pot Art – The First Impression That Matters): Okay, the OYO. The pictures online were… optimistic. Let’s just say the lobby technically had art on the walls. My room? Well, it's clean-ish. Kinda smells like air freshener and… something else. Something I can't quite place. Maybe it's charm. Or maybe it’s the lingering essence of a thousand past guests.
- 1:00 PM (Lunch: Warung Wildcard): Found a tiny warung (local eatery) down the street. Ordered whatever looked remotely edible, which turned out to be nasi goreng (fried rice) and a mystery meat skewer. Ate it all. Survived! Delicious but spicy!
- 2:00 PM (A Wander in the Streets - Confusion is the theme): I went on what I thought was a "leisurely stroll". Basically, I walked in a direction, got lost, and then realized I didn't have cell service. Beautiful chaos, vibrant colors, and the intoxicating smells of cooking food everywhere. I got completely discombobulated. I think I saw a goat.
- 4:00 PM (Back to the Hotel - The Room is a Refuge): Re-found the OYO. This is getting less adventurous and more… survival. Found a comfy spot on the bed and spent some time just breathing (which, in Surabaya, is an achievement in itself).
- 6:00 PM (Dinner: Street Food Frenzy): Decided to abandon all pretense of caution. Hit up a street food stall. Gado-gado, satay, some fried things I couldn’t identify. Probably shouldn't have, but it was delicious. My stomach's now playing Russian roulette. Pray for me.
- 8:00 PM (Attempted Netflix Binge): Hotel wifi has gone on strike. Tried three times but it's a no. Read my book by flashlight, which is much classier anyway.
- 9:00 PM (Sleep? Maybe.): Okay, time for sleep. Praying the aircon works. Praying I don’t get violently ill. Praying my mosquito repellent doesn’t fail me. Honestly, praying for a small miracle.
Day 2: Exploring Surabaya, and the Art of Over-Thinking (and not) things (and the stomach)
- 7:00 AM (Waking Up – Mild Panic): Did I survive the night? Yes! Relief! I still don't feel great, but hey. A win is a win.
- 8:00 AM (Breakfast at the OYO). Well, breakfast "available" is the truth, but let's not get into the details.
- 9:00 AM (House of Sampoerna): This place is actually pretty cool! Old cigarette factory, beautiful architecture. Learned a ton (and smoked a few cigarettes, I'm not judging, it's cool in Indonesia). Tour guides are super knowledgeable. The smell of clove cigarettes follows you everywhere. I love it!
- 11:00 AM (Submarine Monument – The Iron Giant): Big, imposing. Made me feel small, but in a good way. It's cool to see something military. The history behind it is also great.
- 12:00 PM (Lunch near the monument - More food adventures): Found a local place to eat. Fried fish, rice, chili. So good, and I didn’t feel sick! So there's that
- 2:00 PM (Tunjungan Plaza – The Mall Experience): Needed a coffee very badly. This mall is huge and it's very Westernized. It's a culture shock in itself. I got coffee, bought some sunscreen, and then got overwhelmed and left.
- 4:00 PM (Return to the OYO – Recovery Time): I have to say, I'm getting used to it. The air freshener is a lot less overpowering, I'm starting to get the hang of the local food.
- 6:00 PM (Dinner – Sticking to what's safe): Stick with the hotel restaurant this time. I don't want to risk an upset stomach.
- 7:00 PM (Reflection - The messy feelings): I've been thinking about what I'm actually doing here. Surabaya is a crazy place, and I'm mostly enjoying it. It's a mix of beautiful, overwhelming, and sometimes a bit… gritty. I feel like I'm being thrown into a washing machine of culture. I'm experiencing real life, which is a lot to take in.
- 9:00 PM (Sleep again, but with trepidation): Will I be okay tonight? I don't want to get sick.
- 10:00 PM (Netflix Works! But I want to sleep) I hate to be here, but I have a long flight awaiting.
Day 3: Departure and Farewell (to the Air Freshener)
- 7:00 AM (Trying not to wake up in a sweat): Goodbye, Surabaya. Goodbye, OYO. Goodbye… everything.
- 8:00 AM (Airport Shuffle): The journey home. A flight, and a journey to catch your next flight.
- 9:00 AM (Reflection): The OYO? Not exactly five-star luxury. But the experience? Priceless. Surabaya? Intense, unpredictable, and unforgettable. Would I go back? Absolutely. Probably. Eventually. After a long nap and a whole bottle of hand sanitizer.
- 10:00 AM (The airport): Goodbye Surabaya. See you around hopefully.
- 11:00 AM (Departure): Off to the next flight! Goodbye.
Notes and Disclaimers, because you know, I had to add this.:
- This itinerary is subject to change based on my mood, the weather, my stomach, and the whims of the Indonesian gods.
- I am not a travel expert. I'm just a person who enjoys getting lost (sometimes literally).
- Please don't rely on this for actual, useful travel advice. Consider it entertainment.
- Be prepared for the unexpected. And pack extra toilet paper.
- Enjoy Surabaya! It's messy, it's wild, and it's utterly captivating.