Crestview's BEST Western Hotel: Unbeatable Deals & Comfort Await!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're taking a deep dive, a full-on belly flop, into the wonderfully, messy, potentially fabulous (or maybe not) world of Crestview's BEST Western Hotel! They're shouting "Unbeatable Deals & Comfort Await!" – a bold claim in this day and age. Let’s see if they live up to the hype. Frankly, I'm skeptical. I've seen hotel websites before. They are often, shall we say, optimistic with their descriptions.
First, Let's Talk Accessibility, Because, Well, It's Important!
Okay, I'm going to get real for a sec. This is essential stuff, not just a checkbox. The BEST Western claims "Facilities for disabled guests." Fine. But do they really? The listing mentions elevators, which is a good start, but is it accessible everywhere? Are the bathrooms truly wheelchair-friendly? I want specifics. I need to see the ramps, the grab bars, the whole shebang. No vague promises, got it? (Accessibility: We'll need more intel on this one, folks. Contact the hotel directly and grill 'em.)
The "Things to Do" & Ways to Relax – Or, the Spa Shenanigans…Maybe?
Alright, let’s pretend I managed to navigate my way through the hotel (see above – accessibility concerns!). The website promises a whole smorgasbord of relaxing options. Let’s dissect them. The "Pool with a View" - sounds dreamy, doesn't it? Imagine: me, a cocktail, and a stunning vista. But what kind of view? Is it a parking lot view? (I've been there!) Is the pool temperature like a refreshing dip or more like a tepid lukewarm bath water? The listing also touts a Sauna, Spa, Spa/Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, Foot bath, and Gym/fitness. Woah. That is a LOT of relaxation options. Are these all… adjacent? Or is it a spa-themed Choose Your Own Adventure?
I honestly envision myself stumbling into the sauna, accidentally tripping over a rogue towel, and ending up… well, probably sweating profusely, judging by my usual lack of coordination. The gym? Let's be honest, I'll look at it, maybe. Think about the Swimming pool [outdoor] too, who doesn't love a good swim?
Okay, so the potential for relaxation is there. The key will be execution. And how clean is it all??
Cleanliness and Safety: My Inner Germaphobe is Screaming!
Anti-viral cleaning? Professional-grade sanitizing? Individually-wrapped food options (thank GOODNESS!). This screams "They're taking this seriously!" or "They're panicking because they know they skimp on cleaning normally”. I lean towards the former, given the current climate. The Hot water linen and laundry washing is a MUST. Rooms sanitized between stays is also a relief. I’m also glad for the Doctor/nurse on call. That’s just good sense. They’re even removing shared stationery! I dig it. The Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Safe dining setup, that's what I want to hear, I really do.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Will My Stomach Survive?
Here's where things get interesting (and potentially disastrous). Let's see, we've got: Restaurants, a Bar, a Coffee shop, a Snack bar, a Poolside bar. Okay, a solid start. The Breakfast [buffet] is a classic. But a Buffet in restaurant in a pandemic? Fingers-crossed it's well-managed. The Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, Soup in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant and A la carte in restaurant.
Wait…they are offering a buffet and an a la carte? Interesting… Does that mean they know the buffet might be a bit… risky, and they have a backup plan? That’s smart. I want to know what the vibe of the restaurant is like, like is it a diner or a fancy restaurant? Am I going to feel out of place? The Happy hour is a bonus, so I’d probably hit up the Poolside bar if available. A Bottle of water is pretty standard, right? I do not want to get dehydrated. Finally, Room service [24-hour] – now we're talking. Midnight cravings? Sorted.
Services and Conveniences: The Small Stuff That Matters
Air conditioning is in the public areas? Good. Really good. It's Crestview, people. It's hot! Cash Withdrawal? Yes, please. I hate finding out there is no ATM on site! The Concierge could be a lifesaver. Food delivery is on the menu too. I really need a concierge! Daily housekeeping, thank goodness. Elevator is essential, because I don't want to have to walk too many stairs. Laundry service – again, essential. And on and on with the goodies. The Indoor and outdoor venue for special event, now that opens up possibilities!
For the Kids: Family-Friendly, or Family-Friend-ly?
Babysitting service? Now you've got my attention. Kids meal? Score. Family/child friendly? The kids are going to love it. But is it actually fun for kids? Are there activities, a play area? I need more details.
Available in All Rooms: The Nitty-Gritty Okay, the real test. The room. We're talking about all the things a room should have and I hope they do like the Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathroom phone, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Now this is a lot and they better be good. Because if these rooms are not this, I'm going to be real mad.
Getting around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking. Great. I'm not walking!
The Verdict (and Maybe the Emotional Rambling…)
Okay, so… Crestview's BEST Western sounds promising. Really, really! The cleanliness and safety measures are a huge plus. The potential for relaxation is there. The services are there. The amenities are there. BUT. The devil, as always, is in the details. Can they deliver on the accessibility, the food quality, and the overall "vibe" the website is promising?
Here's the Deal (and My Honest Opinion): I'm tentatively optimistic. I'd book it. But I'd also… ask questions. A lot of questions. Before committing.
Here's My Crazy-Human Offer, Because I'm Selling This and it Needs a Hook:
"Crestview's BEST Western: Escape the Ordinary (and Maybe Some Responsibility)!
Here's what you get:
- Unbeatable Deals: (Trust me, I check price comparisons so YOU DON'T HAVE TO! You can too!)
- Comfort Awaits: Get access to whatever amazing amenities this place has, you probably deserve it.
- Cleanliness You Can Breathe Easy About: Seriously, they seem like they're trying, and that's half the battle, especially now.
- Spa Days (Maybe?): Pool with a view, massage, more. Let's get relaxed.
- Free Wi-Fi: Because… well, duh.
- All the Comforts of Home (and some you don't have!): From a comfy bed to a fully stocked mini-bar, they've got it.
- Family Friendly: Maybe? They have a babysitting service!
- Car Parking: Take that car and park it and forget it!
- BOOK NOW and Get 10% Off Your First Stay
Here's the deal: Go check it out and see if you enjoy it! And then go book the BEST Western! It could be just what you need. * (Disclaimer: I may or may not actually book this myself. But the potential is there. The potential is always there.)
Wingate by Wyndham Ridgeland: Your Ridgeland, MS Oasis Awaits!
Okay, buckle up, buttercup. This ain't your sanitized travel blog. This is me, battling the Florida humidity and the questionable coffee at a Best Western in Crestview, and trying to make some sense of my supposed "vacation." Here's what I've got, or rather, what I think I've got. Prepare for cognitive whiplash:
Best Western Crestview: A Love Story (Maybe?)
(Day 1: Arrival & Mild Panic)
1:00 PM: Touchdown at Pensacola International Airport. Oh, the sweet, sticky air of Florida. It hugs you like a sweaty stranger. Immediately regretting not packing all my anti-frizz serums. The car rental place is chaotic. Reminds me of that scene in The Office with the printer. A lot of shouting. A lot of paperwork. My anxiety levels are already soaring.
2:30 PM: Finally, the Escape Room on wheels (aka the rental car) is mine! Headed to Crestview. Should be smooth sailing, right? (Famous last words.)
3:30 PM: Check-in at the Best Western. The lobby smells faintly of chlorine and… Is that old popcorn? The woman at the desk is either deeply bored or hiding a dark secret. I can't decide. My room key is, well, a key. In 2024. Feels like a relic. The carpet… needs a serious intervention.
4:00 PM: Room reveal! Standard motel room fare. Two double beds (uh, thanks?), a TV older than my nephew, and a view of… the parking lot. Okay, not the Four Seasons, but hey, I’m alive. And there's a mini-fridge for storing emergency snacks. Bless the mini-fridge.
4:30 PM: Exploration time! Decide to venture forth and find… something. Anything. Crestview, I'm coming for you (and probably also for a desperate dose of air conditioning).
- 5:00 PM: Drove around town. Found some strip malls. Stopped at a gas station to grab a snack. The most exhilarating moment of my day? Finding a Snickers ice cream bar. I’m easily pleased.
6:00 PM: Dinner at… (sigh) a local diner. Honestly, the food was underwhelming. The waitress, however, was spectacular and shared some nice insights of the local places. I should have ordered their specialty. I went for the chicken. I should not have gone for the chicken.
7:30 PM: Back at the Best Western. TV time. Channel surfing. Found a late-night infomercial for a… something that promises to make me a millionaire from my couch. Tempting. VERY tempting. Fighting the urge to buy it. Resisting….
(Day 2: Fort Walton Beach & Existential Dread)
- 9:00 AM: Continental breakfast. Let's see… Stale pastries, watery coffee, and a single, lonely banana. My hopes sink like a stone. Grab a croissant and a coffee for energy.
- 9:30 AM: Hit the road to Fort Walton Beach! The air conditioning is on full blast. This is my happy place.
- 10:30 AM: Arrive at the beach. HOORAY! Sunshine. Sand. Ocean. This is it. This is why I came.
- 10:45 AM - 2:00 PM: BEACH TIME! The ocean is incredible, even if a little crowded. Spent a glorious few hours burying my toes in the sand, staring at the horizon, and mostly ignoring the screaming children. The sun is brutal, though. I need more sunscreen, stat.
- 2:00 PM - 3:00 PM : Lunch at a beachfront place. Expensive. Delicious. Regretting not bringing my own cooler.
- 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: A nap on the beach… bliss.
- 4:30 PM: Drive back to Crestview. Traffic is heavier than I expected. The existential dread starts to creep in. Is this all there is? Am I just a tourist, flailing in the Florida sun?
- 5:30 PM: Back at the Best Western. Stare at the television screen. Stare at the carpet. Stare at the mirror. Questioning all my life choices.
- 6:30 PM: Dinner at a chain restaurant (the name escapes me). Decent food, but soulless ambiance. Is this all vacation is? Running around to consume food and spend money? Starting to get cynical.
- 8:00 PM: Attempt reading. Fall asleep.
(Day 3: Crestview Exploration (Kind Of) & Departure Anxiety)
- 9:00 AM: Repeat of the Best Western breakfast. Managed to acquire a slightly less sad-looking banana. Small victories.
- 9:30 AM: Decide to be a tourist. Explore Crestview! (Spoiler: it doesn’t take long).
- Drive around some more. Honestly, I find the old buildings beautiful.
- 11:00 AM: Go to a park. It's hot. The air is thick. I take a breather.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch at a local… place. It tasted like cardboard.
- 1:00 PM: Stare at an empty suitcase, wondering how I'll fit all the souvenirs I haven't bought yet.
- 2:00 PM: Drive around Crestview one more time. Starting to feel like I'm trapped in a time loop of beige buildings and empty promises.
- 3:00 PM: Pack. Stare at the clock.
- 4:00 PM: Check out. The woman at the desk is still there. Still bored or mysterious. I can’t tell. I tip her well.
- 5:00 PM: Drive back to Pensacola Airport. The air conditioning is my only friend.
- 6:00 PM: Airport chaos. Lines. Delays. The usual. Fighting the urge to buy every magazine at the newsstand.
- 7:00 PM: Flight. Finally. Safe.
Final Thoughts (Or, Ramblings of a Weary Traveler)
Okay, so Crestview, Florida, wasn't exactly a mind-blowing adventure. But hey, I survived. I saw the ocean. I ate some questionable food. I spent time away, even if it wasn't the blissful, Instagram-worthy escape I'd envisioned. And isn't that, in its own messy, slightly disappointing way, the essence of travel? The imperfections are what make the story, really.
Would I go back to Crestview? Maybe. But only if they add a decent coffee shop.
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Okay, spill. Is this BEST Western in Crestview *actually* good? I mean, the internet's a fickle beast.
Alright, alright, settle down, you skeptical internet lurker. Let me tell you, it *depends*. Look, Crestview's not exactly a glittering metropolis. Think… strategic stopover. But for what it is, yeah, the Crestview BEST Western? Solid. Not gonna win any Michelin stars (it's Crestview, remember?), but for a clean, comfy bed, a decent breakfast, and a price that won't make you weep? Consider me a… *mostly* satisfied customer.
I stayed there last year on a cross-country road trip with my Aunt Mildred. Mildred, bless her heart, is a *character*. Requires a special type of hotel room. Anyway, we got a room with two queen beds, good news! But the AC was a bit noisy and made Mildred complain for a good hour... but that's Mildred, not the hotel's fault.
Speaking of price... Unbeatable deals, huh? What's the damage usually?
'Unbeatable' is subjective, right? But honestly, yeah, they often have some pretty sweet deals. I've seen prices fluctuate WILDLY based on the season. This summer it could be a lot to pay... especially if there is an event going on. Always check online, compare prices on different sites, and don't be afraid to call the hotel *directly*. You might be surprised by what you can negotiate. My dad always says "always haggle"!
A little anecdote: I was once *this close* to booking a trip and I found out I was able to save a bunch of cash by calling directly; I will never forget that, and always recommend calling directly!
So, breakfast. Is it the sad continental breakfast of doom? Or... something more?
Okay, let's be honest. Crestview BEST Western breakfast is NOT a gourmet experience. But it's also not utter despair. You'll find your usual suspects: cereal, toast, maybe some scrambled eggs (they're usually… okay, sometimes a little rubbery), fruit (sometimes… suspiciously perfect-looking), and the coffee? Well, let's just say it'll wake you up.
The waffle maker, bless its heart, is a star. Always make yourself two waffles because you will not regret it.
What about the rooms? Are they… clean? (This is important.)
Cleanliness is next to godliness, or so my grandma used to say. I'm a bit of a clean freak myself, and I've always found the rooms to be… acceptably clean. Look, it's not a sterile operating room, but there's no grime, no mystery stains, and the sheets *usually* smell fresh. Now, sometimes, the housekeeping staff misses a spot (hey, we've all been there), but overall, they do a decent job.
Just once, I saw a rogue hair on the bathroom sink, BUT it wasn't mine. Can you blame the housekeeping staff? I'd be dead tired too! Anyway, I always bring my own Clorox wipes, just because I am paranoid.
I have a lot of luggage... Are there elevators? Also, is there a gym? (I need to work off some of those waffles.)
Elevators: YES! Thank goodness, because lugging suitcases up stairs is my personal nightmare. The gym… okay, let's call it a "fitness corner." It usually has a treadmill or two, maybe some weights. Don't expect a full-blown health club, but it'll do the trick if you just need to get your heart rate up and get rid of those waffles. I did find myself wondering why the treadmill was always at an incline. Weird, but I get it.
The pool is probably the best part though. Always clean and refreshing! The problem is that there's always a screaming kid, which isn't exactly zen, but hey, you can't win 'em all!
How's the Wi-Fi? Because, you know, the internet.
Oh boy, the Wi-Fi. It's… functional. Don't expect lightning-fast speeds. It's good enough for basic browsing, checking emails, and maybe streaming if you're lucky.
Once, during a really important video call, the Wi-Fi cut out. Cue the panic. It was a nightmare because I lost so much time. I think it has improved since - but my anxiety is still really high when I'm in my hotel room. I always assume the internet is going to fail me.
Is there a decent place to eat nearby? I'm starving just thinking about it.
Crestview is not exactly a foodie paradise, but there are options! You'll find the usual fast-food suspects, a few chain restaurants, and maybe, just maybe, a local diner or two that's worth a try.
This is the big problem. Look for a local spot. If not, fast food it is.
What's the parking situation like? I have a beat-up old car. And I get anxiety about parking.
Parking is usually pretty easy. There's ample parking, often right outside your door. You shouldn't have too much trouble finding a spot for your car, beat-up or otherwise. Unless, of course, there's a big event in town, then all bets are off.
The parking lot is well lit, so you don't have to worry about walking alone in the dark. One less fear!
Okay, so in a nutshell, would you recommend it? Honest opinion time!
Look, if you're looking for a luxurious, unforgettable experience, the Crestview BEST Western isn't it. But if you need a clean, affordable, and relatively comfortable place to rest your head in Crestview? Yeah, I'd recommend it. It's a solid choice for what it is. Just don't expect miracles. And definitely make those waffles, okay? You're welcome.
