Bloomfield Apartments: Blackpool's BEST Kept Secret? (Luxury Awaits!)
Blackpool's "Best Kept Secret"? Bloomfield Apartments: Does the Hype Hold Up? (Spoiler: Mostly, Yes!)
Alright, alright, settle in, because I just survived a stay at Bloomfield Apartments in Blackpool, also known as "Blackpool's Best Kept Secret" (cue dramatic music). And let me tell you, the hype is… well, it’s a lot. It's also… a bit complicated. So, grab a cuppa, settle in, because we're about to unpack this like a suitcase after a particularly chaotic trip.
First Impressions (aka, "I Almost Missed the Entrance!")
Okay, so "secret" is definitely one way to put it. Finding Bloomfield Apartments wasn't exactly a walk in the park. My GPS was singing a siren song of doom down some side streets, and frankly, the exterior is… understated. Don't expect flashing lights or a giant neon sign proclaiming "LUXURY HERE!". It's a relatively quiet, modern building, and I almost drove right past. Maybe that's the "secret" part? The element of surprise?
Once I did find it, though, the initial impression was good. The check-in was surprisingly painless (kudos to the contactless check-in/out), something I genuinely appreciated, especially after dealing with Blackpool traffic. The doorman was welcoming, too, which is always a nice touch.
Accessibility & Safety: Worry-Free Zone?
Now, I'm not wheelchair-bound, so I can't give a firsthand account of the facilities for disabled guests, but the website does list them. What I can say is that the common areas seemed pretty accessible, with an elevator and wide hallways. They definitely seem to be trying to cater to people.
On the safety front, they've got the bases covered. CCTV in common areas and outside the property, 24-hour security, fire extinguishers, smoke alarms, and safety deposit boxes in the rooms. Honestly, I felt pretty safe, even wandering around late at night (which, in Blackpool, is saying something!). Plus, the focus on anti-viral cleaning products and daily disinfection in common areas was reassuring, especially given the current state of the world. The room sanitization opt-out available is a nice nod to those who might be more sensitive to chemicals.
Rooms: Luxury or Just… Nice?
My room? Let’s dive in! It was a non-smoking room, thank god. As I said, traffic was a mess! It was very nicely decorated and had a lot going for it. The extra-long bed was a godsend. Seriously, as a tall person, that's a HUGE win. Air conditioning, blackout curtains (essential for a good night's sleep in Blackpool!), free Wi-Fi, and a decent desk for work – all good. The in-room safe box was a plus, too. There was even a laptop workspace.
The bathroom was modern and clean, with a separate shower/bathtub (fancy!), slippers, bathrobes, and decent toiletries. They even had a mirror and hair dryer. I was quite happy.
However… (and there's always a "however," isn't there?)… the view from my window was… well, it wasn't breathtaking. More "residential Blackpool." Not a dealbreaker, but don't expect sweeping ocean vistas. I'd also say that while the room looked luxurious, some of the finishing touches felt a tiny bit… off. You know, like the remote control that had seen better days. But hey, can't complain, for what there was.
Internet: Connected or Cut Off?
Alright, let's get down to brass tacks. In the age of constant connectivity, internet access is crucial. Bloomfield Apartments understands this. They offer Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! and it worked. The only drawback was that I had to login every day, a bit of a pain, but not the end of the world. Also, I wonder if there was a Internet [LAN] option even!
Dining & Drinking: Fueling the Fun (or Finding It Lacking)?
This area is a bit… interesting. Restaurants? Plural? Hmmm. I wouldn’t necessarily say that. Bloomfield does have a restaurant for breakfast, offering a breakfast [buffet] and Western breakfast options. It was… alright. The food wasn't mind-blowing, more like "perfectly acceptable hotel breakfast." I did appreciate the coffee/tea in restaurant.
They also had room service [24-hour], which is always a win, particularly for a late-night snack attack. The poolside bar was also on offer, but I didn’t check this.
Ways to Relax (and NOT Think About Your Bank Balance)
Okay, here's where Bloomfield Apartments shines. Now, they’ve got a swimming pool, pool with view and a sauna. There's also a spa/sauna. So, I tried the swimming pool! It was amazing. It really was. The pool with view was pretty special, too. It's a real oasis of calm in the middle of Blackpool. They also offered massage and just… wow.
Cleanliness & Safety: Are They Actually Waging War on Germs?
Yes. Absolutely yes. The daily disinfection in common areas was evident. The staff trained in safety protocol were friendly, and while I didn't see them actively sterilizing everything, the overall impression was of a very clean and well-maintained environment. Individually-wrapped food options were available for breakfast, and they were definitely taking hygiene seriously. They also had a first air kit.
Services & Conveniences: Smooth Sailing (Mostly)
The concierge was helpful, managing to sort out a car hire. The dry cleaning and laundry service were available. They also had a convenience store, but I didn't check it out.
For the Kids: Is Bloomfield Family-Friendly?
They are! They list family/child friendly as an option, and babysitting service is on offer.
Getting Around: Blackpool Adventures Await!
The car park [free of charge] was a massive bonus, especially in Blackpool where parking can be a nightmare. They also list car park [on-site], as well as airport transfer, taxi service, and bicycle parking.
The Verdict: Secret Worth Sharing? (and a Persuasive Offer!)
So, is Bloomfield Apartments Blackpool's "Best Kept Secret"? Honestly? It's… pretty darn good. It's not a perfect flawless experience, but the amenities, the cleanliness, the focus on relaxation makes it a top-notch choice. There are a couple of minor quibbles, but overall, they've carved out a nice space for themselves in the Blackpool hotel landscape.
Here's my honest take:
- Pros: Amazing pool/spa area, clean rooms, convenient location (once you find it!), good safety measures, free parking, friendly staff, good internet. The extras like the free bottled water and the bathrobes were appreciated.
- Cons: The exterior is not fancy, breakfast is average, the view from my room wasn't inspiring, and some of the room finishes could be improved.
MY RECOMMENDATION: 9/10 - Highly Recommended!
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Alright, strap in, buttercups! This isn't your sterile, itinerary-by-numbers. This is the ACTUAL me trying to survive a trip to Bloomfield Apartments in Blackpool. And let's be honest, surviving Blackpool IS a feat in itself. Here we go…
A Blackpool Odyssey: Bloomfield Apartments & The Battle for My Sanity
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread (aka "Where's the Kettle?!")
- 14:00 - 14:15 - The Train "Experience": Left Leeds - train was delayed, naturally. Always. Sat next to a guy who was very enthusiastic about his collection of garden gnomes. I kid you not, he spent the entire journey describing the "personality" of each gnome. I considered faking a sudden illness to get away. I didn't. Blackpool-bound, gnome-enthusiast-bound.
- 14:15 - 15:00 - Arrival in Blackpool & the Bloomfield Apartment Scramble: Ah, Blackpool. The air smells faintly of chip fat and broken dreams. Found Bloomfield Apartments. Finally. The key situation was… interesting. Let's just say the lock seemed to be in a passive-aggressive relationship with the key. I felt like I was wrestling a particularly stubborn badger for about ten minutes.
- 15:00 - 16:00 - Apartment First Look and Initial Panic: Inside the apartment at last! It's… compact. Cosy, let's call it. Initially, I did a happy jig because it was clean. Then reality hit like a rogue seagull. The lighting. THE LIGHTING felt like they'd nicked it from an operating theatre. And… where's the kettle? The sacred kettle! Found it tucked away behind the microwave, like a shy little appliance. Crisis (almost) averted.
- 16:00 - 17:00 - Blackpool Promenade Reconnaissance: Needed air. Needed a chippy tea. Stepped out onto the promenade. Holy moly, the people-watching is elite here. Saw a woman in a sequined jumpsuit arguing with a pigeon. Excellent start. Bought chips. Ate chips. Realised I'd forgotten napkins. Sticky-faced. Brilliant.
- 17:00 - 18:00 - The Quest for a Decent Pint: Needed a drink. Needed to remember why I booked this trip. Wandered into a pub. Music was… loud. Very loud. Ordered a pint. It tasted suspiciously of… something I couldn't quite place but wasn't entirely sure I wanted to know. Chatted with a local man who had opinions on everything from the local bingo club to the best flavor of crisps (Prawn Cocktail, apparently). Solid advice.
- 18:00 - 21:00 - Dinner and Reflection(Plus, a brief panic): Back at the apartment. Ordered a pizza. It was… adequate. Attempted to watch TV. Remote malfunction. Panic. Found a small, hidden switch to turn the TV ON and all was OK. The pizza was better. Contemplated life choices. Blackpool is a lot to take in. Reminded myself that, at least, I'd made it and I could change my mind and head back home, which was tempting but I needed a holiday.
Day 2: Thrills, Spills & Seagulls of Vengeance (aka "Never Trust a Bird with a Snack")
- 09:00 - 10:00 - Breakfast in the Apartment: The breakfast situation was… DIY. Found what seemed to be the last two slices of bread in the universe. Toast. Coffee. Successfully avoided burning the building down. Feeling relatively human.
- 10:00 - 13:00 - The Pleasure Beach Experience: Okay, I'm not a rollercoaster person. I'm more of a "stroll along the beach, eat ice cream" type of person. But… I figured, "When in Blackpool…" So, I did. The queue for the Big One was… epic. Saw a girl literally cry in terror. Admired her bravery. Remained firmly on the ground (for now). Went on a smaller ride, just to say I did it. Felt slightly nauseous, but survived.
- 13:00 - 14:00 - The Seagull Threat: Bought a bag of chips, a beacon of vulnerability for a hungry gull. The seagulls here are ruthless. They swoop. They stare. They plot. I clutched my chips like they were the last gold coins on earth. Eventually, a seagull launched a full-scale aerial assault. Lost half my chips. Swore vengeance.
- 14:00 - 16:00 - Madame Tussauds Blackpool: Wax and Wonder: Okay, this was actually pretty cool. The wax figures are impressively realistic, in a slightly unsettling way. Took a selfie with a wax version of… I forget who, but their hair was amazing. I was slightly disappointed there was no Kim Kardashian.
- 16:00 - 18:00 - Illuminations Prelude & Seaside Stroll - The sky was turning a weird, beautiful dusky shade. Decided to stroll along the beach. The wind picked up. The sand got in everything. I felt like I was living in a very aggressive snow globe. Enjoyed the chaos.
- 18:00 - 22:00 - The Illuminations & Dinner (and a Bit of Regret): The Illuminations! Finally! They were… a lot. Brilliantly garish. Overwhelming. Beautiful in a completely Blackpool way. Found a pier for dinner. The fish was good. I wished I’d worn a proper jacket. The cold made me grumpy. Spent the evening regretting everything, also, planning what to do tomorrow.
Day 3: The Grand Finale & The Great Escape (aka “Goodbye, Blackpool – and Thank You for the Memories, Mostly Bad”)
- 09:00 - 10:00 - Apartment Clear-Out & Early Morning Existentialism: Attempted to pack. The apartment was, by this point, a testament to the chaos of my existence. Found a sock. Not mine. Questioned everything.
- 10:00 - 12:00 - The Tower… and the Tremors: Felt slightly obligated to visit the Blackpool Tower. Went up. The views were… okay? The glass floor made me sweat. Saw Blackpool stretching out before me and wished I'd stayed in bed.
- 12:00 - 13:00 - A Last Embrace with the Promenade (and the Seagulls): One last walk on the promenade. Decided to approach the seagulls with a slightly more aggressive attitude. Showed them who was boss. (Mostly).
- 13:00 - 14:00 - Lunch & the Reluctant Departure: Found a cafe. Had a sandwich. It was bland, but I didn't care. I was leaving Blackpool! Felt a surge of pure joy.
- 14:00 - 15:00 - The Train of Freedom: Got on the train. The view from the window was suddenly beautiful. Blackpool? It was… an experience. A slightly traumatizing, slightly hilarious, definitely memorable experience.
- 15:00 - The Journey Home: Arrived back in Leeds. Tired, slightly sunburnt (yes!), smelling faintly of chips. This was the oddest trip, but I felt strangely changed. Also, desperately needed a bath.
Post-Travel Thoughts: Do I recommend Blackpool? Probably not. But am I glad I went? Actually, yes. It was a proper antidote to the mundane. And the next time I look at a seagull, I'll remember that, sometimes, the best lessons are learned when you're battling for your chips.
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Bloomfield Apartments: Blackpool's BEST Kept Secret? (Luxury Awaits!)... or is it?! A Messy FAQ
So, are these Bloomfield Apartments *actually* a secret? Because if so, someone needs to learn how to whisper. I've seen the bloody ads everywhere!
"Luxury Awaits!" - Seriously? I'm picturing gold-plated toilet seats and a butler in a tutu. What's the *real* luxury like at Bloomfield?
Parking. ALWAYS a nightmare in Blackpool. Tell me the truth: Is it a bloodbath?
What about the location? Is it near the attractions? Far away? Stuck in the middle of Nowheresville?
Okay, let's talk about the *vibe*. What's the overall feeling of the place? Are we talking "fancy hotel" or "home away from home"? Or something... else?
I'm a total clean freak. How's the cleanliness? Will I be horrified?
The best hidden thing about Bloomfield Apartments?
The worst thing about Bloomfield Apartments? Let's air the dirty laundry (metaphorically, of course).
The BIGGEST surprise at Bloomfield?
