Guruvayoor's BEST Hotel RV Tower: Unbelievable Views & Luxury!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into a review of RV Tower: Unbelievable Views & Luxury! in Guruvayoor. Forget the polished brochure; this is the real deal, the raw and the (hopefully) relatable. I'm talking warts and all, folks.
Let's start with the obvious: Accessibility. They claim to be good. Now, I'm not wheelchair-bound myself (thank the heavens!), but I always pay attention to this. RV Tower does list accessible rooms and facilities. Wheelchair accessible rooms and other facilities look promising. The existence of an elevator is a huge plus (essential with those "Unbelievable Views!" I'm promised!). I'll be honest, I didn't personally crawl around with a measuring tape, but the website at least mentions the facilities for disabled guests. So, fingers crossed, they've actually thought about this, and it's not just a checkbox for brochure-speak. We'll need to dig a little deeper on the specifics next time around, so I can know if the accessible rooms has a bathroom phone and etc.
Cleanliness and Safety: Oh boy, this is where things get interesting in the post-pandemic world, isn't it? RV Tower seems to have put some effort into this. They boast Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. They also mention Hand sanitizer availability and Staff trained in safety protocol. They’ve got the usual suspects like First aid kit, Doctor/nurse on call, and Fire extinguisher and Smoke alarms which is all good. I’m a big fan of anything that reduces my chances of catching a super-bug or bursting into flames, so Kudos to them. The mentioning of Individually-wrapped food options and Safe dining setup is also a good sign of being careful. They even provide Hot water linen and laundry washing, Profession-grade sanitizing services, and Sterilizing equipment. The mentioning of Shared stationery removed and Physical distancing of at least 1 meter show they have taken all precaution measures. Good job on this part RV Tower.
Dining, drinking, and snacking: Now, this is where my inner food critic throws a party. They have a boatload of options! Restaurants, a Coffee shop, a Poolside bar, a Snack bar, and even Room service [24-hour]. They also claim to have, get this: Asian cuisine in restaurant, International cuisine in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant . They have a Buffet in restaurant, an A la carte in restaurant, Breakfast [buffet], an Asian breakfast, and a Western breakfast. They serve Coffee/tea in restaurant, Salad in restaurant, and Soup in restaurant. I mean, seriously, the menu sounds like a UN summit of culinary delights! And the Bar… and a Happy hour, which is a must when you’re trying to unwind after a stressful day of… well, being me. I did notice the Breakfast takeaway service but I’m also concerned that they do not include Breakfast in room. I want my breakfast in bed sometimes!
Services and conveniences. Let's face it, we all secretly judge a hotel by the services it provides. They have a Concierge, Daily housekeeping, Dry cleaning, Laundry service, Luggage storage, and Car park [free of charge]. There's an Elevator, and Facilities for disabled guests, which goes back to our accessibility section. They have a Cash withdrawal option and a Currency exchange, which is helpful. They also have a Meeting/banquet facilities, Business facilities, and even Audio-visual equipment for special events. All of these are pretty standard, but necessary! I am also impressed that they have a Convenience store.
Things to do, ways to relax. Okay, buckle up. This is where RV Tower really tries to woo you. They advertise a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness, Swimming pool, Swimming pool [outdoor], and a Pool with view. They say they’ve got a Spa, Spa/sauna, a Sauna, a Steamroom, and… wait for it… Massage! They even offer Body scrub and Body wrap! Talk about a one-stop relaxation shop! They even offer a Foot bath for heavens sake. I can already picture myself melting into a fluffy robe, sipping something fruity, and letting someone knead the stress out of my poor, overthinking shoulders. Sign me up!
For the kids: Ah, the little darlings. RV Tower states it is Family/child friendly and has Babysitting service and Kids facilities and even offer Kids meal. That's good to know if you're brave enough to travel with offspring.
Available in all rooms: Let's be brutally honest, we all want to know what the rooms are like! RV Tower lists a whole host of things: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub. And, of course, the all-important Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. I’m liking what I’m hearing. The Wi-Fi better be FAST.
Internet: Oh, the all-important Internet! They say Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Good. Because let’s face it, no Wi-Fi equals a vacation ruined faster than you can say “dropped connection”. They also mention Internet access – LAN and Internet services. I'm also expecting an Internet [LAN] connection in the rooms, just in case my wireless goes haywire.
Accessibility and Getting Around: Let’s talk about getting around. First of all the Airport transfer is awesome. RV Tower also offers Car park [on-site, free of charge], which is fantastic. Car power charging station helps those electric cars. Bicycle parking is also available.
Overall Impression (My Opinion, Because You Know You Want It!)
Listen, RV Tower sounds pretty damn good on paper. Luxury, views, spa treatments, and food options that could make a seasoned foodie weep with joy. The safety standards are reassuring. The accessibility claims are encouraging, but I'd want to verify that in person. It's a good sign that they are so detailed in the amenities they are offering. I'm feeling pretty good about the RV Tower, especially with the promise of those "Unbelievable Views"! But before you book, do your own research and see if it fits.
Now, for the Big Sell (aka, The Offer!)
Tired of the same old vacation routine? Craving stunning views and utter relaxation?
RV Tower in Guruvayoor is practically begging you to come and experience the good life. Imagine:
- Waking up to breathtaking views (seriously, they promise "unbelievable," and I'm intrigued).
- Pampering yourself with a spa day without having to leave the hotel.
- Indulging in a culinary adventure with options galore – from exotic Asian cuisine to Western comfort food.
- Staying safe and sound with their top-notch safety and hygiene protocols.
Here's your chance to get away from the ordinary and embrace the extraordinary!
Book your stay at RV Tower NOW and receive:
- A complimentary upgrade (based on availability – because, hey, who doesn't love an upgrade?).
- A special welcome drink (because you deserve it!).
- Early check-in and late check-out (so you can savor every moment).
But wait, there's more! (Okay, I'm channeling my inner infomercial.)
For the first 20 bookings, you'll also receive a voucher for a complimentary massage at their renowned spa!
Don't miss out! Limited spots are available. Book your escape to RV Tower today and get ready to experience luxury redefined!
[Link to RV Tower Booking Page]
This is your chance to treat yourself. Go on, you deserve it!
Lafayette's BEST Hotel Near Purdue? (Comfort Suites Review!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because planning a trip to Guruvayoor, India, and staying at the RV Tower Hotel… well, let's just say it's a journey in itself. This isn't your perfectly polished, AI-generated itinerary; this is my messy, opinionated, and hopefully hilarious account of what happened. Prepare for the whiplash.
RV Tower, Guruvayoor: Operation "Get to the Temple Without Losing My Mind" (Or At Least Losing It Gracefully)
Day 1: Arrival. Or, The Day I Became One with the Airport Ground Staff (and Regretted My Choice of Sandals)
Morning (5:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Woke up at some ungodly hour in Mumbai. My internal clock is permanently set to “survive.” The flight to Kochi was… well, it was a flight. You know the drill. A crying baby, the guy in the aisle seat with the suspicious cough, and the constant hum of the airplane engines that slowly drives you insane. Landed in Kochi. The Kerala heat hit me like a brick wall. And my sandals? Oh, those innocent-looking sandals? They were a mistake. A sweaty, blister-inducing, toe-stubbing mistake.
**10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: ** Taxi from Kochi airport to Guruvayoor. The drive? Beautiful, yes. But also, an exercise in patience. Traffic. Cows. More traffic. The driver, bless his heart, kept talking about the "sacredness of Guruvayoor." I just wanted a cold bottle of water and a functioning AC. (He did, however, give me some amazing local gossip, which I devoured like a desperate gossip hound.)
**12:00 PM - 2:00 PM: ** Check-in at RV Tower. First impressions? Okay, it’s… functional. The lobby had that slightly sterile, slightly dated hotel smell. You know the one. The air conditioning was a blessed relief. Then came the room. It wasn't bad, but it definitely wasn't the Taj. The view wasn't exactly "postcard-worthy." More like "parking-lot-adjacent." I'm not going to lie, a slight wave of disappointment crashed over me. But hey, I'm here for the temple, right? Perspective, people!
**2:00 PM - 4:00 PM: ** Lunch at a local restaurant near the hotel. So, the food situation? A roller coaster. First, I ordered something with a name I couldn't pronounce. It was spicy. Like, face-melting spicy. Tears streamed down my cheeks. But then, I ordered something else (after pleading for someone to get me some water) and it turned out to be amazing. Heavenly. Pure. Culinary bliss. I’m learning to trust the lady giving me "the look" and her recommendations.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Decide I'm going to scope out the Guruvayur Temple. The crowds are bonkers. I’m pretty sure I got knocked over by a charging toddler with a coconut in his hand. Navigating the pre-temple chaos is a feat of endurance. Vendors, beggars, the overwhelming smell of incense… It’s a sensory overload in the BEST way. I have to learn to take in the madness and just be.
6:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel. Okay, back in my comfort zone. The hotel restaurant was… serviceable. Not amazing, not terrible. Just… food. And the AC definitely struggled. I spent the evening planning the next day, trying to stay calm about the temple and all the crowds.
**9:00 PM - Bed: ** Fell into a sleep so deep, I think I was probably channeling the same energy as the deities!
Day 2: The Temple. (And My Ongoing Battle with the Blister Gods)
Morning (5:00 AM - Breakfast ): Okay, maybe "morning" is a bit of a stretch. It was closer to "pitch black, and the roosters have already started their show." Decided I would be one of the first ones to enter the temple. I knew I would be on my feet all day. I needed to prepare.
Breakfast: Breakfast at the hotel. The idli was good, though. A solid start to the day.
6:00 AM - 1:00 PM: The Guruvayur Temple Experience. This is it, people. This is the reason I'm here. (And, yes, the reason the blisters on my feet are screaming.) Woke up at the crack of early morning and went to the temple.
- 6:00 AM - 7:00 AM: Queuing: The queue! Oh, the queue. It stretched for what felt like miles. I was surrounded by people, each with their own unique stories and level of… intensity. (We all were here for a reason.)
- 7:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Inside! This is where I got to really experience the magic and the power of the temple. The chanting, the music, the smells… everything created an otherworldly atmosphere. The deity… I stood there, mesmerized. I even shed a few tears, I will admit. (Happy ones, mostly.)
- 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Offerings and observations: I offered my prayers, did my little rituals, and watched the rituals performed by others. It was a powerful and moving experience.
- 10:00 AM - 1:00 PM: Wandering and getting slightly lost: I wandered around various areas, trying to absorb everything. I got lost (multiple times). Made some new friends, and got to witness some beautiful people and their stories.
**1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: ** Lunch at a very noisy restaurant outside the temple. The food was simple, but the atmosphere was loud. I was tired, overwhelmed, and my feet were killing me. But I was also happy.
3:00 PM - 5:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Needed to get off my feet, nurse my blisters (curse those sandals!), and recharge. Watched some local TV (I was not able to understand a single word, just happy at the familiar sounds).
5:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Tried to relax, journal, and enjoy the AC. The experience at the temple had been so intense. I needed some me time.
7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Dinner, the same restaurant, new plate.
9:00 PM - Bed: Collapsing into bed. Exhausted but completely fulfilled.
Day 3: Goodbye Guruvayoor. (And the Verdict on the Sandals)
Morning (Up at 6:00 AM): Last breakfast. Mixed feelings. Happy to be heading home, but also a little sad to be leaving the magic of the place behind.
7:00 AM - 9:00 AM: Shopping near the Temple. (This is a "must do".)
9:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Check out.
11:00 AM - 2:00 PM: Taxi to Kochi to catch flight.
2:00 PM - 10:00 PM: The journey back.
The Verdict:
The RV Tower Hotel? It was…fine. Let's just say it wasn't the highlight of my trip, but it was clean enough and the staff was friendly. The food was a mixed bag. And the location…well, it was close enough to the temple.
The Guruvayur Temple? Absolutely, indescribably amazing. It was an experience that will stay with me forever. It’s messy, it's chaotic, it's spiritual, and it's everything I hoped it would be.
My sandals? Burn them. Seriously. BURN THEM.
Would I go back? Absolutely. But next time, I'm bringing better shoes. And maybe a personal air conditioner. And possibly a shrink. You know, just in case the crowds overwhelm me again.
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RV Tower, Guruvayoor: Ask Me Anything (Seriously, I've Been There...and I've Got Opinions!)
Is the view from the RV Tower REALLY as good as everyone says?
Okay, so the view… It's the main selling point, right? And honestly? Yeah, it's pretty darn spectacular. I mean, I've seen some views in my time – Niagara Falls, the Eiffel Tower (okay, not *my* time, I've seen pictures!), but this… this is something else. Especially at sunset. Think golden hour, but amplified. It's like the whole town of Guruvayoor is laid out before you, a miniature world. The temple's golden dome glints, the air feels fresh, and you can just… breathe. (Side note: trying to get a decent picture of the temple dome at sunset is a battle, trust me. You'll be fighting off a crowd of camera-wielding aunties. More on that later…)
Is the hotel *actually* luxurious? They use that word a lot...
Define "luxury." Because, let's be real, luxury in India is a slightly different creature than what you might expect in, say, Switzerland. The rooms? Pretty swanky. Nice linens, a decent-sized TV (important!), and the bathroom situation? Generally good. Water pressure? Variable, that’s the Indian experience. One time I took a shower and it felt like a gentle drizzle. Another time, it felt like a fire hose. Either way, it was warm. The service, though? That's where the *real* luxury comes in. They are genuinely helpful. They anticipate your needs. Like, I was craving a late-night dosa, and they got it to me. That's luxury, people.
Now, about the "flaws". One time, I was on my way to the elevators, and I walked into a cleaning lady and her bucket knocked me off balance. Almost fell right into the garbage can! It was one of those moments where you just laugh, because what else can you do? And on another occasion I tried to order room service, and it took them nearly and hour to deliver a sandwich. When I called to inquire what was taking so long, I was told the chef didn't know what a "club sandwich" was. I had to guide him from the menu! But hey, it was a memorable experience.
Is it worth the price? It looks expensive…
Okay, let's talk money. Truthfully? It's not cheap. Especially if you go during peak season. But look at it this way: You're paying for the view, the service, the overall experience. And you're paying a premium for the *convenience* of being so close to the temple. If you're truly on a shoestring budget, there are (much) cheaper options in Guruvayoor. But if you want a comfortable, hassle-free stay with a killer view? Then, yes, it's worth it. But, I will say this: I spent a lot on the family suite once, and it had a leak in the roof. That was a bummer. They did give us a discount, but it wasn't what I was expecting from the RV Tower experience.
What's the best room to get?
This is a trick question, because it depends on your priority. If you want the *best* view? Get a room on a high floor, facing the temple. Plain and simple. Those panoramic views are where it's at. If you're traveling with kids? The suites, of course, but be warned – with kids come noise. Be prepared. And if you're really pushing the boat out? There are some rooms with private balconies, which are a total game-changer. Sitting out there with a cup of chai, watching the world go by… bliss. But beware the heat. In the midday sun, it's like sitting in a frying pan.
What food is available at the hotel? Is it any good?
The RV Tower has a few dining options. There's usually a buffet (included in some packages), and an a la carte menu. The food is a mix of Indian and… well, "international" (think pasta and sandwiches). The Indian food is generally excellent, and they are pretty good; the dosas are especially good (I will repeat the thing about that dosa!), and the biryani? Forget about it. You go into a food coma immediately. The international options… well, they're there if you're craving something familiar. I wouldn’t rave about it. However, that all comes down to the fact that they offer a lot of choices. So, you're not likely to go hungry. Just order the Indian. Trust me.
Is there a swimming pool?
Yes! And this is a bit of a mixed bag. The pool itself is lovely, clean, and often not too crowded. (Bonus!). BUT… it's not a resort-style pool with swim-up bars and lounge chairs galore. It's designed for splashing around and actually swimming. The changing rooms and facilities are functional, not fancy. But if you're looking for a refreshing dip after a day of temple visits? It's perfect. And the kids love it.
How easy is it to get to the temple from the hotel?
Ah, the holy grail! The temple is literally a stone's throw away. Like, you could probably throw a stone and hit it (though I wouldn't recommend trying that!). It’s beyond convenient. This is a huge advantage, especially if you're visiting with elderly family members or little ones. You can pop back to the hotel for a break, a change of clothes, or just to escape the crowds. It's definitely one of the biggest selling points of staying at RV Tower. And sometimes, even just being able to *see* the temple from your window is enough to feel…connected, I guess.
What are the downsides? Don't sugarcoat it!
Okay, here's the real talk. It's not all sunshine and rainbows, people. The biggest downside? The noise. Guruvayoor is a busy place, especially during festivals. You'll hear temple bells, chanting, and the general hustle and bustle of a bustling town. The rooms do a decent job of blocking it out but its a noisy place. Another thing: it's not the cheapest option. You are paying a premium, so manage your expectations. And then there's the parking. Can be a nightmare during peak times. The elevators can be slow. There are always small annoyances and imperfections, but that’s the fun of traveling!
