Escape to NYC: Hampton Inn LGA Airport - Your Perfect Stay Awaits!
Escape to NYC: Hampton Inn LGA Airport - Seriously, Your Perfect Stay? (Let's See…)
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because I just got back from a whirlwind trip and I'm ready to spill the (hot, complimentary) tea on the Hampton Inn LGA Airport. The ad copy says "Your Perfect Stay Awaits!" … well, let's unpack that, shall we? Because let's be real, "perfect" is a loaded word, especially when you're talking about airport hotels in New York City. My expectations were… well, let’s just say they were tempered.
First Impressions, First Hiccups:
Okay, accessibility. Major props. The hotel boasts a comprehensive accessibility program right up the front of the line. Wheelchair accessible? Check. You've got your ramps, your elevators, the works. Facilities for disabled guests? Definitely. I didn't personally test every single aspect, but from what I saw, they seem to have it locked down. That's a massive win right off the bat, especially when you're navigating the chaos of NYC.
Now, getting to the hotel? That's a whole other ballgame. Airport transfer? Yep! (Thank goodness, after the flight from… well, let’s just say it involved a crying toddler and a turbulence-induced existential crisis). The shuttle was punctual, but the driver… well, let’s just say he wasn’t exactly brimming with the joys of life at 6 AM. Still, he got me there. Car park [free of charge]? Yes! (another bonus, especially in NYC where parking is basically highway robbery).
The Room: Comfort vs. Reality
Available in all rooms: Let's go through the list of amenities, shall we? Air conditioning thank God for that, after the sweaty scramble from public transport. Alarm clock, Bathrobes (nice touch!), Coffee/tea maker (essential!). Complimentary tea YES! (a small, but significant victory against jet lag). Daily housekeeping? Check, they have the rooms spic and span. Desk, Hair dryer, Ironing facilities (because, you know, wrinkles), a Refrigerator, and a Wi-Fi [free]. I really appreciated the Blackout curtains! A good way to get a good night's rest!
The Internet access was… well, it worked. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! It wasn't lightning-fast, but streaming wasn't impossible. I needed to get some work done and I was able to accomplish all the essentials. The Internet access – LAN was also an option. Laptop workspace was also great.
Now, let's talk about the bed. It was… comfortable. Not the "sinking into a cloud" kind of comfortable, but definitely a solid, good night's sleep kind of comfortable. The extra long bed was a plus for us tall folks. The linens felt… clean. All in all, I can not complain.
My room? Non-smoking (thank heavens). Soundproof rooms? Let's be honest, the noise from the airport does creep in. I could hear the distant roar of planes. Despite that, I enjoyed it.
Okay, now, about the bathroom: Additional toilet, Bathtub and Separate shower/bathtub, and the Toiletries were basic, but functional. The Shower had good water pressure. The Towels were plentiful and fresh.
Food, Glorious (and Sometimes Questionable) Food:
Breakfast [buffet]? Yes, but… the buffet situation was a bit of a mixed bag. Breakfast service was the main event, let's be honest. The Western breakfast was a pretty standard fare. The Asian breakfast (complete with congee! What a great choice). Coffee shop on-site, which was handy for that caffeine fix. There's also a Bar, and a Poolside bar to let go of the stress.
I did not visit any Restaurants, but I did manage to work my way through. Room service [24-hour] I will be honest, I did not touch. Snack bar. There was also a Desserts in restaurant (which I did not touch either).
Okay, I will be honest, I did try the Bottle of water.
Pampering? Relaxation? Uh… Maybe Later:
The hotel does have some amenities of this type. Gym/fitness. Swimming pool [outdoor]. Spa/sauna. Steamroom. Massage. I, on the other hand, did not go through with any of that. I was there to sleep!
Cleanliness and Safety: The COVID-Era Reality
This is where the Hampton Inn LGA Airport really shines (and where my stress levels actually dropped). Hand sanitizer stations everywhere. Staff trained in safety protocol. Daily disinfection in common areas. Rooms sanitized between stays. Anti-viral cleaning products. They definitely were taking this seriously. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They seemed to be doing their very best. I also liked the Cashless payment service.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Concierge service. The Doorman was polite and helpful. Laundry service. Dry cleaning. They have an Elevator and Exterior corridor. Car park [on-site].
Getting Down to Business (Literally):
If you need to work, this place has you covered. Business facilities were present, with Meetings and Meeting/banquet facilities. They have Audio-visual equipment for special events, a Projector/LED display and Wi-Fi for special events. I didn't use this, but it's good to know it's there.
For the Kids:
Family/child friendly. I saw a few families.
All in all…
Would I call the Hampton Inn LGA Airport "perfect?" No. Is it a perfectly good airport hotel? Absolutely. It's clean, convenient, and the staff clearly cares. The accessibility is a major plus, the safety precautions are reassuring, and the complimentary coffee is a lifesaver. Sure, the breakfast buffet might not be Michelin-star quality, but let's be real, you're here because you need a place to sleep near the airport. And for that, it delivers.
Recommendation and the BIG Offer - Because You Deserve a Break!
Recommendation: I recommend the Hampton Inn LGA Airport.
Here's the offer you deserve:
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Escape to Drury Inn & Suites Poplar Bluff: Your MO Getaway Awaits!Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is my… Hampton Inn New York - LaGuardia Airport… survival guide. And let me tell you, surviving New York, especially when you're based near LaGuardia, is a feat of epic proportions.
Day 1: The Arrival (and the Existential Dread)
- 1:00 PM: Arriving at LGA, praying the luggage makes it. You know, the usual pre-trip jitters. Did I pack enough socks? Did I accidentally pack a cheese grater (again)? And most importantly: will my luggage, that behemoth of a suitcase I affectionately call "The Beast," actually grace the baggage carousel? The answer, as it turns out – was yes! Victory! (But really, I just wanted to avoid explaining to the nice lady in the lost luggage department about the cheese grater…again. Apparently, it's a security risk.)
- 1:30 PM: Shuttle to Hampton Inn. The hotel shuttle. Free, glorious, and a potential comedy show depending on the driver. Today’s driver? Silent. Efficient. A real master of the art of non-interaction. Good. I’ve got my own internal monologue to feed right now.
- 2:00 PM: Check-in, the art of feigning competence. Okay, I've done this a million times. I know the drill. Smile. Make reasonable eye contact. Don't accidentally admit I'm pretty much a disaster. "Yes, I have the reservation under… [checks phone, squints]… Susan. S-U-S-A-N." Success! Room key in hand, feeling a strange sense of accomplishment. (It’s the little victories, folks.)
- 2:30 PM: Room assessment. Is it a dungeon, or just a room? Okay, a slightly… generic room. Beige. The TV is probably older than I am. But hey, it has air conditioning, and the bed seems…bedlike. I'll take it. Actually, as I sit on the bed, I'm starting to feel…blah. I'm not sure if it is my anxiety kicking in or the exhaustion of the travel, but I'm beginning to wonder why did I booked this trip again? New York is probably the worst place on earth.
- 3:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Rest and recover, or succumb to the jet lag. Okay, deep breaths. Time to mentally prepare for New York City. The city that never sleeps…and apparently, neither will I tonight. I'm fighting the urge to collapse. Nap or not to nap, that is the question. And the answer is…I failed and I took a nap.
- 6:00 PM - 7:00 PM: Dinner nearby. Probably a diner. Gotta carb-load. Gotta refuel. And definitely, definitely gotta have a cup of coffee so strong it can raise the dead. Found a classic diner nearby. Ordered a burger and fries. Comfort food, a necessity.
- 7:00 PM - 9:00 PM: Exploring the neighborhood, or just feeling overwhelmed by the sounds of plane going overhead. Alright, time to venture forth. I walked around the hotel, but…yikes. Airplanes constantly flying over. I'm not sure if that is a good thing or bad thing.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime and pray for sleep. Staring at the ceiling. Why is it always so hard to sleep the first night after a trip? Can someone please invent a magic pill already?
Day 2: Into the Madness…and a Whole Lot of Wandering
- 7:00 AM: Breakfast. That "free" hotel breakfast, sigh. Okay, let's be honest, the free breakfast is never truly free. It's usually a collection of slightly stale pastries, questionable fruit, and coffee that might be caffeinated. I usually end up wandering around the buffet feeling like a lost sheep. Eventually, I opt for a bagel. Not bad.
- 8:00 AM: The Subway Adventure part I - getting the Metro Card. The subway! The beating heart of the city. And my personal nemesis. This morning, I was determined. Got my MetroCard. Figured out which line to take. Felt a tiny flicker of pride. Then, I got disoriented.
- 8:30 AM: Subway Adventure part II - getting lost. The train was packed. Of course, it was. Everyone was rushing. I got shoved, nearly tripped. The air was thick with the smell of…everything. Finally, I got off the train. Wrong stop. Where am I? I was probably several stops away from my destination. I started to panic.
- 9:30 AM: Central Park. Attempting to be present. After getting a new subway ticket I finally arrived at Central Park. The sheer size of it is astounding. The people. The dogs. The noise. I grabbed a bench and watched the people, hoping for some inspiration.
- 11:00 AM: Museums. One Museum. Lost in time. I decided to visit the Metropolitan Museum of Art. And good lord, what a place. I spent hours wandering through the exhibits. I'm not a huge art expert, but I was truly amazed. The ancient artifacts, the paintings and sculptures… It was overwhelming. I almost got lost after going through the Egypt part of the museum, but it was a good experience.
- 2:00 PM: Lunch. Pizza, naturally. Pizza. Ah, New York pizza. The taste of victory.
- 4:00 PM: Times Square. Okay. Times Square. I'd heard the stories. I'd seen the pictures. But nothing could have prepared me for the sensory overload. The lights, the billboards, the crowds. It's a swirling vortex of advertising and sheer, unadulterated chaos. I took one look and decided to move along. My brain can only handle so much.
- 5:00 PM: Walk around. Going back to the hotel. Ah, the walk back to the hotel, and the feeling of peace.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner time, I try another diner. Back to another diner…the food tasted the same.
- 8:00 PM: Rest. Bedtime.
Day 3: The Departure and the Promise of More Chaos
- 7:00 AM: The Free Hotel Breakfast. Again. This time, I'm going for the waffle.
- 8:00 AM: Pack my things. Check out. The last things. I checked out the hotel and it was time.
- 9:00 AM: Shuttle to LaGuardia. Goodbye, New York. Off to the airport. One last look at the city.
- 10:00 AM: At the airport. Waiting. Anxiety. Anxiety, the final boss of my travel adventure.
- 11:00 AM: Goodbye.
- 12:00 PM: Home.
- 1:00 PM: Planning another trip.
This itinerary, like my trip, is messy, imperfect, and probably a little bit crazy. But at least it’s honest. And hey, maybe next time, I won't get lost on the subway. Maybe. Probably not. But hey, at least I'll have another cheese grater story.
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