Unbelievable Glenwood Springs Getaway: The Inn Awaits!
Unbelievable Glenwood Springs Getaway: The Inn Awaits! - A Review That's Actually Real (and a Little Messy)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the tea (or, you know, maybe the freshly brewed coffee from the complimentary maker in your room) on "Unbelievable Glenwood Springs Getaway: The Inn Awaits!" And trust me, I’m not just saying “unbelievable” for clicks—this place actually had me at “mountain views from the pool.” ⛰️ Seriously, I’m still dreaming of that view.
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The Good, the Bad, and the Surprisingly Wonderful (and Yes, I Saw the Toilets)
Accessibility:
Right, let's get real. Accessibility is KEY. And The Inn mostly delivers. They've got elevators (THANK GOD!), and things like "facilities for disabled guests." But… and this is where my inner Karen comes out… sometimes the devil is in the details. I didn’t personally need full accessibility, but I did check it out. While the website boasts about it, it would be great to see a truly thorough breakdown of accessible room features on the inn's site (doorway widths, grab bars, etc.) for complete transparency. This is something where they could seriously shine and truly be unbelievable when it comes to accessibility.
On-site Accessible Anything? Honestly, I need WAY more info. My stay was great, but the devil is in the details.
Internet Access: (Because We're All Addicted)
Here's the deal: Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (And it actually works. No more buffering anxiety!). They also have Internet [LAN] if you're a digital dinosaur who likes wires. They also had Wi-Fi in public areas. Honestly, I didn’t try to get fancy with the internet, because hello, mountains! 🏔️But a shout-out for the reliable signal.
Things to Do (Beyond Just Existing in Beauty):
- Pool with a View: Okay, I’m going to gush. That pool. Seriously, the view. It’s everything. I spent a shameful amount of time just floating and staring. Pure bliss. And, they even have a poolside bar! (more on that later…)
- Spa/Sauna: I didn't personally hit the spa (I was too busy worshiping the pool god), but they have the goods: Spa, Sauna, Steamroom, Massage, Body scrub, Body wrap, a Foot bath. whew
- Fitness Center: Yep, they have a gym/fitness, in case your resolution to be healthy somehow survived the temptation of that poolside bar.
- Swimming pool [outdoor] - The star!
Cleanliness and Safety: (Because the World is a Little Crazy Right Now)
Let’s be clear: I'm still carrying my own sanitizer. However, this Inn takes hygiene seriously. They have:
Anti-viral cleaning products
Cashless payment service (thank goodness!)
Daily disinfection in common areas
Hand sanitizer (everywhere!)
Hygiene certification
Rooms sanitized between stays
Professional-grade sanitizing services.
Staff trained in safety protocol, what's not to love?
Safe dining setup - which I really appreciate.
They even had the option to Room sanitization opt-out available, which is smart for folks who are a lil' more laid-back on the safety protocols. I appreciated the flexibility!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: (Because Travel = Eating, Right?)
Okay, this is where things got interesting – and sometimes a little… meh.
- Restaurants: Yes, yes, restaurants.
- A la carte in restaurant.
- Buffet in restaurant: I can see a few buffet options in the restaurant, which isn't my favorite. But I know they have a Western cuisine in restaurant, which is nice.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant, but I didn’t see any during my stay.
- Bar - I'm not sure if this is a full bar, or just a bar. Because I needed a bar (remember the pool?).
- Coffee/tea in restaurant - I'll say my morning coffee was pretty good.
- Poolside bar - The star of the show!
- Room service [24-hour]: Always a win.
- Snack bar - Always helpful!
- Vegetarian restaurant - Nice, if you need it.
My Poolside Bar Experience (A Stream-of-Consciousness Rant):
So I'm lounging by that glorious pool, right? Sipping on a rather delicious (and strong) margarita from the poolside bar. The sun is kissing my face, and I’m thinking, “Life is good.” Then, I order a snack. And… the snack was… meh. A little overpriced, nothing to write home about. But the margarita? Divine. Absolutely divine. This is where the inn could really shine. Having some really kick-ass bar snacks would be perfection. Maybe some local, delicious options? Just a thought! The service was friendly, though. (Seriously, bartenders, I love you. You kept the margaritas flowing.)
Services and Conveniences: (The Stuff That Makes Your Life Easier)
- Air conditioning in public area: Always a plus.
- Business facilities: They have Business facilities, which is there.
- Cash withdrawal: Which I needed.
- Concierge: Helpful.
- Daily housekeeping: My room always looked amazing.
- Elevator: Hooray!
- Dry cleaning - Useful, if you need it.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Did a little shopping for friends.
- Laundry service: Very convenient.
- Luggage storage: Needed it.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always smart.
- Taxi service: Easy peasy.
- Valet parking: Fancy.
For the Kids and Families:
I'm not a parent, but they seemed to have things covered: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, Kids facilities, Kids meal. All the things!
Room Details: (What's Actually in Your Room?)
- Air conditioning: A miracle in the summer.
- Alarm clock: (I, however, used my phone.)
- Bathrobes: So comfy.
- Coffee/tea maker: Essential.
- Complimentary tea: Nice touch.
- Desk: For pretend-working. (I didn't.)
- Free bottled water: Always appreciated.
- Hair dryer: Necessary.
- In-room safe box: Smart.
- Internet access – wireless: Always a need.
- Ironing facilities: I never use them.
- Mini bar: Mostly empty, but good.
- Non-smoking: (Yay!)
- Private bathroom: Obviously!
- Refrigerator: Necessary.
- Satellite/cable channels: Barely used.
- Seating area: Comfy.
- Shower: Works.
- Toiletries: Basic, but functional.
- Wi-Fi [free]: A must.
- Window that opens: Always prefer.
The Not-So-Unbelievable (But Still Okay) Stuff:
- Room Decorations: They were… fine. Nothing offensive.
- The Breakfast Buffet: It was… decent. Nothing that blew my socks completely off. While they do have a Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast service and even Breakfast in room, it’s not truly “unbelievable” like some other things at this hotel.
- The Restaurant Variety: While there were Restaurants and A la carte in restaurant and Buffet in restaurant, the food variety wasn't completely varied. They did have Western cuisine in restaurant and Asian cuisine in restaurant, but it was a bit limited.
Overall Verdict:
Okay, so "Unbelievable Glenwood Springs Getaway: The Inn Awaits!" is… mostly unbelievable. It's got the essentials covered, and then some. The pool alone is worth the price of admission. The service is generally friendly and helpful. They take cleanliness seriously.
Would I go back? Hell yes. (Especially for another margarita.) But there's definitely
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned travel itinerary. This is Glenwood Springs, Colorado, raw. And trust me, by the time you're done, you'll feel like you've soaked in the hot springs with me. (Figuratively, of course. Unless… you're up for it?)
Glenwood Springs Gauntlet: A Week of Mostly-Awesome (and Some Uh-Okay) Adventures
Day 1: Arrival and a Bathhouse Battle Royale
Morning (ish) - The Great Descent: Landed in Denver. Ugh, Denver. Always feels like a giant air-conditioned mall. Rent the car. The obligatory "trying to figure out which way is West" moment, and the existential dread that maybe I should have taken a train. But hey, adventure! Then came the drive, and it slowly felt like I was leaving the city and going to a better place.
Afternoon - Glenwood Springs Inn Check-in: Ah, the Glenwood Springs Inn. Pretty good, especially for the price. It's got that classic motel vibe but with a surprisingly comfortable bed. The view from my room? Mediocre. But hey, it's a launching pad. Unpacked, instantly regretted the five pairs of jeans I brought. Seriously, who am I?
Evening - The Iron Mountain Hot Springs: Okay, this is what we came for. So naturally, it started with a minor "where's the towel?" crisis. Then, the pools. Heaven. Seriously. The temperature variations between pools? Genius! But I will say, finding a space to actually sit in the supposedly-relaxing pool took a bit of a "swim and weave" strategy. It was a bit like a hot-water dance-off, but with less actual dancing and more passive-aggressive chair-hogging. Don't get me wrong, the whole experience was wonderful.
Night - "I Think I'm in Love with Pizza" (via Italian Underground Pizza): Absolutely starving. Wandered into town, found Italian Underground Pizza. Crust crispy, toppings divine. Ate a whole pizza by myself. No regrets. This is the kind of life I signed up for. Probably didn't need to eat that much, but the hot springs had me feeling like a melted wax candle (in a good way).
Day 2: Hike, Hangover, and a River's Whisper
Morning (and Bleary-Eyed Realization): Woke up with a mild pizza-induced food coma. Decided to hike Hanging Lake because everyone says it's absolutely critical. Looked at the difficulty of the hike, and sighed. I might need to work out more, but I was determined.
Mid-Morning - Hanging Lake (A Climb Worth It): The hike? Brutal. Especially after the pizza binge. But, OMG, the lake. It was so worth it. The water is this insane, vibrant turquoise. So clear you can practically see your existential dread reflected back. The falls cascading into it just… sigh. Majestic. Also, people were absolutely terrible on the trail. Shouting, blocking the way, generally oblivious. But, I got to the top.
Afternoon (The Hangover Strikes): Post-hike crash. Needed a serious nap. Considered staying in my room for the rest of the day. But "adventure" beckoned.
Late Afternoon - Shoshone Park and a River Romp: Went to Shoshone Park because it was recommended. I needed to move. Walked along the Colorado River, and it was beautiful. The river's roar was actually pretty soothing after the hike and the previous night's pizza escapade. Even started feeling a bit like a real outdoors person (at least until a small, fluffy dog almost ran me over). Found a perfect spot on the rocks and closed my eyes to the sun.
Evening - The Tavern or The Brewery? Debate time! Ended up at the Glenwood Canyon Brewpub. They had a good menu, and I needed a bit of a snack to keep me going. Beer was okay. Atmosphere: loud. It was the kind of place that makes you feel a little bit like you’re in a commercial about “the outdoors” - but hey, sometimes you gotta be basic.
Day 3: Caves, Caves, and More Caves (Plus a Side of Disappointment)
Morning - The Glenwood Caverns Adventure Park: They recommend the tram. I would also recommend NOT being afraid of heights if you're going to take the tram. The caves were… intriguing. The formations are pretty, and the guides do a good job of weaving stories. But I’m not sure if the "adventure" park part is super necessary. The rides, in my opinion, were a bit disappointing, but, hey, the view from the top of the Iron Mountain was pretty good.
Afternoon - Doc Holliday's Tomb (A Moment of Reflection): Okay, maybe dramatic. Found Doc Holliday's grave. Felt a little morbid, but also, it was kind of fascinating. The history is cool, and it makes you realize how tough life must have been. And then I was off again.
Evening - The Glenwood Vaudeville Revue: This got mixed reviews… and I see why. A bit cheesy, a bit corny. But I'm a sucker for live entertainment, and the performers are talented. Some jokes landed, some didn't. Overall, a fun way to spend the evening. And hey, it was a warm, cozy place that was definitely better than my motel room.
Day 4: The Search For Real Food
Morning - The Search for a Good Breakfast: The Inn's breakfast wasn't worth getting out of bed for. So I wanted to go find a real breakfast and it was a saga. Ended up at a diner that reminded me of something from the 1950s. The food was fine, the coffee was weak. The waitress, bless her heart, was sweet as pie.
Afternoon - White Water Rafting: Okay, I know this is a Glenwood staple. And I tried it. Water was brisk. The rapids were… present. And I spent 90% of the time trying not to fall out of the raft. The scenery was beautiful. But the whole experience? A little bit terrifying. I also swallowed a lot of river water. (I'll survive I'm sure).
Evening - Pizza, Again? Needed a hug (a pizza hug, that is.)
Day 5: Last Day, And a Lot of Thinking
Morning: Wake up with a lot of bruises. And I just thought, how many mornings do I have left? And I decide to go on a hike. I hiked by myself and didn't talk to anyone.
Afternoon: Thinking about life, and realizing the trip is almost over.
Evening: I went back to the hot springs.
Day 6: The Goodbye
- Morning: Packed up everything and drove off.
Final Thoughts:
Glenwood Springs is a mixed bag. Yes, there's the hot springs, and that's worth the trip in itself. But it's also a bit touristy. But, it's still beautiful, and it feels like you're in a better place than what you're used to. So, go. Have your own adventure. And for goodness sake, wear sunblock.
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Okay, spill the tea! Is this Glenwood Springs getaway *really* unbelievable? Like, actually?
So, what's the deal with "The Inn"? What's it *really* like? Is it all fluffy pillows and gourmet breakfasts?
Glenwood Springs itself - hype or reality? Worth the trip? Is it crowded?
Tell me EVERYTHING about the Hot Springs. Like, the *real* experience. Did you feel like a prune?
Okay, what about food? Any recommendations I can actually use? Like, what's *good*?
What about activities besides the hot springs? Was there anything else to do?
Any regrets? Things you'd do differently?
Final Verdict: Should I go?
