Redding I-5 Getaway: Comfort Inn's Unbeatable Deals!
Redding I-5 Getaway: Comfort Inn's "Unbeatable Deals" – Or Did I Just Get Beaten? (A Rambling Review)
Okay, so I just got back from Redding. Needed a break. Needed a cheap break. That's how I ended up at the Comfort Inn, lured in by their… "Unbeatable Deals!" (Air quotes, people. Air quotes.) Let's just say, my experience was a rollercoaster of lukewarm coffee, surprisingly solid Wi-Fi, and the constant, nagging feeling that I might have accidentally wandered into a parallel universe of… well, let's dive in, shall we?
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Let's Break it Down, Because I'm Still Processing…
The Good (Bless Their Hearts):
- Wi-Fi: The Lifeline. Look, I need internet. I work, I doomscroll, I exist online. The FREE Wi-Fi in the rooms was actually pretty darn good. Seriously, a solid A+. No buffering, no dropouts. Glorious. Plus, Wi-Fi in public areas worked too, which was a small miracle.
- Accessibility is… Present. Okay, this is where I tread carefully. The website claimed a lot, and while I didn't personally need it, they did have a few things going for them on this front:
- Elevator? Check.
- They seemed to have wheelchair-accessible rooms, though I couldn't verify the full extent of how they were designed.
- They mentioned facilities for disabled guests. (Again, vague, but points for effort.)
- The Staff (Mostly) Tried. They were… polite. Not effusively welcoming, but they got the job done. And the daily housekeeping kept things reasonably tidy, though I suspect they have to clean a lot of rooms.
- Car Park (Free!). This, I appreciated. Nothing worse than paying extra to park your car after you’ve gotten raked over the coals for your hotel room.
- The Mini Bar (Or Lack of One): No mini bar. Saves me money, and keeps me from going down a slippery slope of eating hotel snacks.
The "Meh" (Where Things Get Interesting):
- Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Buffet of Disappointment (Almost). The "Breakfast Buffet"… Listen, I've eaten better breakfasts in a questionable truck stop. The "Asian Breakfast" was, as far as I could tell, merely a plate of… stuff. The coffee? Lukewarm, weak, and tasted vaguely of sadness. They offered a "Breakfast Takeaway Service," which I believe was just a brown paper bag vaguely filled with stuff. The coffee shop (which was technically the breakfast area) was passable. They did have toast, and I'm a sucker for toast. But, overall, dining wasn't a highlight. I did spot a "Poolside Bar" - I think they meant "a slightly elevated area near the outdoor pool with a few tables" . Drinks weren't as great as they could be.
- Cleanliness & Safety (A Mixed Bag). I guess I can't completely fault them, since it's what you expect from a hotel, and they did offer things like Anti-viral cleaning products, and rooms sanitized between stays. I saw (and appreciate) Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and they had Hand sanitizer around. But the whole thing still felt a little… clinical. Not necessarily dirty, just… sterile.
- Swimming Pool (Outdoor) and Gym/Fitness (More "Meh"). The pool…was there. It looked clean enough. The "pool with a view" wasn't exactly a breathtaking vista. It overlooked the… car park. (See a pattern emerging?) The fitness center? I peeked in. A treadmill, a couple of weights, and a general air of "forgotten enthusiasm."
- Things To Do / Ways To Relax: Spa? Sauna? Steamroom?? Okay, now we're getting into the promises made in the fine print. No. Just… no. They did have a pool. And… that's about it. They list a "Spa," but there wasn't a damn thing that felt like one. No massages, no body wraps, no anything remotely resembling pampering. I blame the "Unbeatable Deals."
The "Ugh" (Where My Expectations Went to Die):
- Room Decorations (Or Lack Thereof). The room itself… beige. Beige carpet, beige walls, beige everything. It felt like a sensory deprivation chamber designed by a committee of interior design haters.
- The Noise. I got a room near the hallway which meant I got to hear every single door slam and every single conversation. Walls? What walls? I felt like I’d moved into a temporary tent.
- The Lack of "Extras." No bathrobe, no slippers, no complimentary bottled water (apart from a couple of bottles of water that may have been a remnant of the previous guest.) just a standard. No extra comfy stuff to make it cozy.
- Cashless Payment Service: Good on them for having it, but they certainly didn't advertise it beforehand.
- Staff Training in Safety Protocol. While I felt like they did, I had to ask for my keys more than once. Not super reassuring.
A Personal Anecdote (Because I'm Digressing):
I tried to get a coffee. I really, really needed coffee. The "Coffee Shop" was technically open. I asked if I could get a refill. The person behind the desk looked at me, blinked slowly, and said, "Coffee? Yeah, there's some…" and gestured vaguely towards a sad-looking carafe that, upon inspection, was empty. It was early, and I'm pretty sure I looked like I was about to stage a hostile takeover, so I just went back to my room.
The Verdict: Did I Get "Unbeatable Deals"?
Look, it was cheap. It was clean-ish. The Wi-Fi was a godsend. But… would I go back? Probably not unless I absolutely had to, and my bank account was crying. The "Unbeatable Deals" felt… beat-down in the end. It's not terrible, but it's certainly not a luxury resort. It's a place to sleep. A place to work. A place where you will probably question your life choices over lukewarm coffee. But hey, at least the Wi-Fi worked. That's worth something, right? (Right?)
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Day 1: Arrival and the Existential Dread of a Hotel Room
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at Redding Airport (RDD). Okay, so the flight wasn't terrible. The guy next to me kept trying to sell me timeshares in Arizona, though. Seriously, Arizona? I'm trying to escape the desert heat! Grab a cab (or, let's be honest, a rideshare - 'cause cabs are like, ancient) to the Comfort Inn. Already feeling that post-flight, brain-foggy, slightly-grumpy-but-trying-to-be-nice haze. The drive through Redding? Well, it is Redding. More on that later.
- 1:30 PM: Check into the Comfort Inn. Ah, the familiar scent of cleaning products and… a faint hint of despair. My room. It's… a room. Cleanish. The bedspread? Let's just say it's seen better days (probably back in the 90s). Immediate assessment: Bed looks comfy, TV's probably got a million channels of nothing worth watching, wifi will likely be slower than dial-up. Gotta plug in the phone, the lifeblood of a millennial traveler!
- 2:00 PM: The Shower Saga: Alright, this is important. The shower. So, the water pressure? Let's say it's more of a polite drizzle than a cleansing torrent. I swear, I spent fifteen minutes just hoping to feel clean. Eventually, I gave up and emerged slightly wetter than when I entered. This is a major first-world problem, I know, but a good shower sets the tone, people! And the tone here is…slightly underwhelming.
- 3:00 PM: Reconnaissance Mission: Venturing out of the hotel. First impressions of Redding: it's…pleasant enough? Strip malls abound. The Golden Corral is tempting, but I'm trying to be cultured this trip.
- 4:00 PM: The Quest For Caffeine & Sustenance: Finding a coffee shop. Starbucks is close, but I want something local. Yelp to the rescue! Found a cute little place a few minutes drive. Coffee was decent. The pastry? Eh, slightly stale. Lesson learned: always aim for the best pastry. Always.
- 5:00 PM: Check in and rest in my room.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local restaurant -- try to find a good one
- 7:30 PM: Back to the hotel. Watch TV.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep. Maybe. Hotel beds are a gamble.
Day 2: Exploring Redding's Wonders (and My Own Mood Swings)
- 8:00 AM: Breakfast at the hotel. Free continental, because, well, this is the Comfort Inn. It’s generally a crapshoot. Will there be waffles? Will the eggs look…questionable? Pray for cereal and yogurt, and for the coffee to actually wake me up.
- 9:00 AM: Sacramento River Exploration: Okay, this is supposed to be the highlight of the day. Supposed to be. The Sundial Bridge! I'm going to walk across it, take pictures, bask in the… architectural glory? Honestly, I'm already picturing myself stopping halfway and thinking, "Is this it? Is this all there is?" It's beautiful, I know, but sometimes I just get…underwhelmed by landmarks. I'm going to try to be positive. I swear.
- 10:00 AM: Walk on the Sacramento River Trail.
- 12:00 PM: Quick lunch. Sandwhiches from a local supermarket.
- 1:00 PM: Exploring the Turtle Bay Exploration Park.
- 4:00 PM: Drive back to the hotel.
- 5:00 PM: Rest time.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel.
- 9:00 PM: Sleep.
Day 3: Departure & The Aftermath
- 8:00 AM: Another free breakfast. Praying for waffles.
- 9:00 AM: Pack up. Check out. Say a fond (or not-so-fond) farewell to the Comfort Inn.
- 9:30 AM: Last-minute gas station snack acquisition. Because road trips are fueled by questionable chips and sugary drinks.
- 10:00 AM: Drive back to the airport.
- 11:00 AM: Reflecting back on my trip.
Post-Trip Reflection (and Potential Therapy Bills):
- The Good: The Sundial Bridge was actually pretty cool, even if I did have a minor internal whimper of "is that it?"
- The Bad: The shower situation remains a lingering source of annoyance.
- The Ugly: My profound and ongoing existential questioning of everything. (Thanks, Redding!) The weird thing about travel is how it amplifies your own flaws. It's like looking in a broken mirror that shows you more than you want to see.
- The Overall: Did I enjoy the trip? Maybe. Would I do it again? Absolutely. Eventually. Maybe. But first, I need a really, really good shower. And perhaps, a therapist.
This, my friends, is the truth. Now go forth and travel… and don’t forget the good earplugs. You'll need them.
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Redding I-5 Getaway: Comfort Inn - Seriously, Should You Even Bother? (Because, I Did, and Here's the Messy Truth...)
Okay, Okay, Spill. Is This Comfort Inn REALLY as Cheap as They Say? Or is it a "Get What You Pay For" Situation?
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the price? Yeah, it's *tempting*. Like, "hmmm, maybe I can afford that extra bag of chips" tempting. I initially thought, "bargain bin motel with a slightly nicer name." And honestly? Sometimes, that's exactly how it *felt*. But, listen up, because it's not black and white. One time I went, practically weeping from a road trip from hell (traffic, screaming kids, you name it!), and that cheap price was a godsend. I mean, $60? For a roof, a bed, and a *working* shower? Sold! Other times? I’d glance at the peeling wallpaper and think, "well, this is definitely the 'less than stellar' part." So... yes and no. Your mileage *will* vary, depends on the day, the mood, the gods of travel. It's a gamble, but a low-stakes one.
The Free Breakfast - Is it Worth Sacrificing Sleep? (Because, Sleep is Precious, People!)
Ugh, the breakfast. Okay, let's be brutal. Picture this: a room illuminated by the sickly glow of fluorescent lights. The "continental" breakfast. This is generally where the magic happens, or at least, doesn't quite happen. I've walked in there, bleary-eyed, and seen the sad, lonely pastries in their plastic prisons. The questionable "fruit" salad (definitely got some canned stuff). The instant oatmeal that tastes suspiciously like flavored wallpaper paste. The coffee? Uh, let's just say it's... *caffeinated*. But... here's the thing. Sometimes, I crave that *exact* experience. When I need a quick fuel-up, and I don't want to pay ten bucks for a breakfast burrito. It's... functional. And hey, sometimes they have waffles! Freshly made, even! And those are a win! It's a gamble, too, as I said. But if you’re a sleep-is-sacred devotee? Maybe sleep in. Stock up on granola bars.
So, The Rooms. Are They... Clean? (This is a BIG One!)
Okay, okay, the ROOMS. This is where things get... complicated. I mean, yes, *generally* they're clean. Like, I haven't found anything *living* crawling across the floor (yet!). The sheets usually *look* clean. But... sometimes, you can *feel* the ghost of previous guests. Like, the slightly stale air, the lingering scent of... something. I once stayed in a room where the air conditioner sounded like a dying walrus. I'm not exaggerating. It was a symphony of groans and wheezes. I spent half the night debating whether to stay, freeze my butt off or sweat through my sheets. The next morning, I swore I saw one of the maids just rolling her eyes! So it varies. My advice? Scope out the room IMMEDIATELY. Check the bed. The bathroom. Give it a good sniff. If something feels off? Politely, but firmly, request a different room. It's worth it. Seriously.
Is the Pool/Hot Tub Actually Inviting? Or Just a Greenish Blob of Disappointment?
Oh, the pool. The siren song of relaxation after a long drive. *Sometimes* it delivers. Sometimes, however... it's not quite as glamorous as the brochure suggests. I've seen pools that are crystal clear and inviting. I've also seen pools that looked like they were harboring... *things*. I'm not going to go into detail. But I'd advise checking it out BEFORE you change into your swimsuit. Seriously. The hot tub? The same applies. And be wary of the "waterfall" feature. It might not be as relaxing as you'd hope. I think once I saw a small lizard sunbathing near it. Still gave me goosebumps when I saw it. Now, if you're lucky, and it’s clean and actually hot? Score! But manage your expectations. Don't go in planning a full-on spa day.
Location, Location, Location! Is it Convenient for Redding Attractions?
Okay, this is one area where the Comfort Inn actually *does* pretty well. It's right off I-5. That's the whole point, right? An I-5 Getaway? So, yeah, it's convenient. Easy on, easy off. And it's close to enough stuff – restaurants, gas stations, the like. It’s not like you're stranded in the desert. You can get to Turtle Bay Exploration Park, the Sundial Bridge... it's manageable. Just be prepared for that classic motel-adjacent vibe. Think: "lots of cars in the parking lot", "truckers" and "families with restless children". It's not exactly a romantic escape. But practicality? It wins.
Let's Talk Service. Are the Staff Helpful or Do They Seem Like They've Seen Better Days?
Ah, the staff. This is another area where things can be... unpredictable. I've encountered front desk staff who were genuinely friendly and helpful. Smiling, making small talk, offering recommendations. ("Oh, you're going to the bridge? Lovely!") Then I've encountered staff who seemed like they'd rather be anywhere else on Earth. And, honestly, I can't blame them. They're dealing with people, all day every day. Some people are great. some people are not. My advice? Be polite. Be patient. Smile, even if you don't feel like it. And they might surprise you. Or, you know, they might not. But being a jerk gets you nowhere.
Okay, The Absolute Worst Experience You Had There. Tell Me.
Ugh. Okay. This one time... this one *time* I decided to treat myself. Needed a break. Needed to breathe. Booked the Comfort Inn, and I was determined to have a relaxing evening. The room? Fine, nothing spectacular. The pool? Meh, a little cloudy, but whatever. The problem? The *neighbor*. Oh, the neighbor. This guy, for some reason, decided to blast, at full volume, what sounded like a death metal polka band, at 3 AM. I kid you not. I pounded on the wall. I called the front desk (who, to their credit, *did* eventually intervene). But the damage was done. I got maybe two hours of sleep. I was a raging, sleep-deprived zombie for the next day. Lewiston's BEST Kept Secret: Quality Inn Review (You Won't Believe This!)
Comfort Inn Redding Near I-5 Redding (CA) United States
Comfort Inn Redding Near I-5 Redding (CA) United States
